PopularTeenGirl

PopularTeenGirl

Becky is the most popular girl at her high school. Since the 8th grade she has maintained a defunct personality that alienates her peers and makes them crave her acceptance. In 2010, she successfully masterminded a Facebook/Twitter post war over "stupid ugly fat bitches that keep giving her shit". Becky writes a weekly column on local shows.

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Interview with President Obama on Revoir, Grind Scheme
 

  • Interview with President Obama on Revoir, Grind Scheme

  • 120 days ago
  • Our very own Popular Teen Girl, Becky, sat down with President Barack Obama to discuss this weekend's two big shows: Revoir's album release at the New Dodge and Grind Scheme's appearance at the Lager House. Both shows are Saturday and cost 5 bucks--doors open at 9 p.m. Popular Teen Girl: kk, who u goin 2 c this weekend?!?!? grind scheme r revoir??? President Obama: First let me thank you for[...]
Saturday Night: Like Every Good Band Ever at Loving Touch
 
Get Jelli!!!! Handgrenades and Valentiger, Old Miami on Friday
 

  • Get Jelli!!!! Handgrenades and Valentiger, Old Miami on Friday

  • 326 days ago
  • Shortly before appointing Reginald and -JR as editors, Steve Barman went on a week long Degrassi bender. After watching 126 straight hours of the Canadian teen soap opera, Steve chose to hire Becky Peterson--the most popular girl at her high school--to write a weekly column on upcoming local shows. Bound by our blind allegiance to Barman we have chosen to honor his appointment. We now present Popu[...]
OMG Mahonies Show Wednesday Night!!!
 

  • OMG Mahonies Show Wednesday Night!!!

  • 340 days ago
  • Shortly before appointing Reginald and -JR as editors, Steve Barman went on a week long Degrassi bender. After watching 126 straight hours of the Canadian teen soap opera, Steve chose to hire Becky Peterson--the most popular girl at her high school--to write a weekly column on upcoming local shows. Bound by our blind allegiance to Barman we have chosen to honor his appointment. We now present Popu[...]