Saturday Night: Like Every Good Band Ever at Loving Touch
Shortly before appointing Reginald and -JR as editors, Steve Barman went on a week long Degrassi bender. After watching 126 straight hours of the Canadian teen soap opera, Steve chose to hire Becky Peterson–the most popular girl at her high school–to write a weekly column on upcoming local shows. Bound by our blind allegiance to Barman we have chosen to honor his appointment. We now present Popular Teen Girl.
kk itz effin hawt out!!! like a gazillion degrees out! omg that is so crazee but my bff kayla has a pool n her bro is supa cute but he is also kind of a dick but idk cuz now he kind of cool 
we were like hanging out n l8r he was like ur cool n i was like kk so r u n then kayla was all like “STOP IT” omfg she so cracks me up n that is y she is my bff there a bunch of kewl bands playing at loving touch on saturday night totes cool!!! ttyl!!!
