Get Jelli!!!! Handgrenades and Valentiger, Old Miami on Friday
Shortly before appointing Reginald and -JR as editors, Steve Barman went on a week long Degrassi bender. After watching 126 straight hours of the Canadian teen soap opera, Steve chose to hire Becky Peterson–the most popular girl at her high school–to write a weekly column on upcoming local shows. Bound by our blind allegiance to Barman we have chosen to honor his appointment. We now present Popular Teen Girl.
yo bitchezzzz!!!! my summa is still goin totes sweet 
i talking to kayla yesterday n she was like “wyd?” n i was like “wyd? n then she was like “wyd?” then i was like “hell yahz” OMG it was so funnyz!!!! so kk my momz prolly being the biggest bitch eva cuz i cracked the screen on my iphone and she like “well u can’t get a new one” n like she pretty much does nothing for me supa gay!!! 
o handgrenades are playing with valentiger at the old miami friday!!! ttyl
