Heyz!!! Pupils at Old Miami on Friday
Shortly before appointing Reginald and -JR as editors, Steve Barman went on a week long Degrassi bender. After watching 126 straight hours of the Canadian teen soap opera, Steve chose to hire Becky Peterson–the most popular girl at her high school–to write a weekly column on upcoming local shows. Bound by our blind allegiance to Barman we have chosen to honor his appointment. We now present Popular Teen Girl.
kk so my summa is goin supa sweet…it is prolly the best summa ever!!! i totes wish i could write this in pink cuz pink is my fave color but idk the computer won’t do it and i’m all like WHATEVES
so i been hangin with my new bff kayla and she is super sweet and i’m totes jelli cuz her bff is hawt!!! i was like “i’m going to steal him” but then i said jk so she no i wasn’t 4 realz. sumthin that iz 4 real…PUPILS!!! they got a show at the old miami on friday and it gone get real
luvz u guyz!!! kk im out -bex

