Is The Electric Six's Colonel the face of White Gold?

And the plot thickens, I mean curdles. Yesterday we reported that Dick Valentine is the voice of White Gold, today we report that we have reason to believe that The Colonel of The Electric Six is the face of White Gold.

We pose this question to our readers, are hidden commands being subliminally implanted within each song and commercial? Is this all part of The Electric Six’s elaborate plan to rule the world, and if so why then dairy? Stay tuned to motorcityrocks.com.